Entries Tagged as 'Silly Asians'

Chinese Company Uses Lady Di in Lingerie Ad

China’s no stranger to weird advertisements, but this latest one takes the cake. A Chinese lingerie company called Jealousy International (how…creative?) has launched a new line called “Diana” in honor of the thirteenth anniversary of Princess Diana’s death. [Read more →]

Little Asian Boy Wants to be a Sexy Popstar

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Two things will happen when he watches the following video back in the next 10 years: He’ll either thank the millions of people who made the video go viral and for launching his “musical” career at such a tender, young age or he’ll want to inflict pain on himself, or rather, the person who supported this performance by filming it. I’m going with the latter.

Watch here:

Singapore’s Tallest Slide Inside…Airport?

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Jet lag, schmet schlag! For those wearied travelers looking to crank up their adrenaline juices, Singapore’s Changi Airport has just the solution: a 4-story slide! The Slide@T3 is located right in the public arrival hall in Terminal 3 and officially opened for booty-gliding business in June.

I think all the other major Asian airports should follow suit and build these bad boys JUST for us AAs making that epic transcontinental trip back to the motherlands. Skimming down a sturdy plastic tube would erase all memories of that everlasting claustrophobic cabin fever journey, no?

cr: huffingtonpost.com

If Arale Norimaki was Real, She’d Be The Cutest Human to Ever Walk the Earth

The adorable Arale Norimaki is an anime character in the manga series Dr. Slump created by Akira Toriyama. She’s a robot who is meant to look like a real little girl. She’s known for her “naivety, energetic personality, lack of common sense, and amazingly unbelievable strength.”

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When I came across a photo of a little human girl who resembled Arale, I nearly passed out from cuteness overload.

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Thailand’s Vagina Tree?

Without going into anatomical details, I’ll keep it simple for you: Thailand has a special tree that is shaped exactly like a vagina. If you don’t know what that part of the female body looks like, well, surprise! Here it is in tree form:

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Though the tree is around 100 years old, locals say they only started noticing it when it started to develop a “fist-sized sparkling mound on top of a two-foot-long gash in its trunk.”

To make the story even weirder than it already is, the vagina tree had some peculiar markings on its trunk that looked like the numbers, 008. The village folks used it on the lottery and won!

Japanese Stomach Faces

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They could be advertising a theme park, or maybe face paint, or maybe a weight loss program, I honestly have no idea but only the Japanese would release this kind of commercial:

“Tuts My Barreh” Star Is Back!

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He became a Youtube sensation when his cover of Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body,” went viral and after a long hiatus, Kim Dong Wan is back with Carey’s “Dream Lover.” The outfit, the passion, the flowers make this video just as epic as every other video he’s ever made.

I love you!

Video that made Kim famous:

Filipino Fan Boys React to Miss Universe

Four Filipino fan boys wait as the hosts of Miss Universe announce the top 15. Tension is heavy, sweat gathers around their armpits forming yellow stains around their wife-beaters and Hanes T-shirts. This announcement will change the course of their lives.

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And then this happens:
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Boys turn into girls, their voices become abnormally high-pitched as Miss Philippines makes it into the top 15. Pajama holes open in excitement.

Watch it all go down at 2:26:

Notice To Spray Pesticides

You’ve been warned insects, you’ve been warned.

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The Michelin Tire Baby Exists

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I’ve seen a lot of little chubby wubby babies that resemble the Michelin dude but no baby has come as close as 10-month-old Lei Lei of China. He kid weighs the same as a six year-old! Her mother told the Daily Mail that though the baby was normal at birth, his “ravenous appetite” got the best of him and he’s now humungo.

No matter whatever he grabs, he unconsciously puts it in his mouth. ‘His most favorite thing is to eat.’ Lei Lei is currently in hospital in Yiyang, southern China’s Hunan province, where he is undergoing tests to see if there is a medical reason behind his weight gain.”

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HE’S SO FLUFFY!

C:tabloidprodigy