Tila Tequila opens a what?

No, it’s not a day care thank God! Tequila is officially launching a record label and management company called Little Miss Trendsetter Management LLC and Tila Tequila Records. That’s a ridiculously and unnecessarily long name. The first artist to sign with the reality star is former B2K member, Raz B.

The fallen boy bander was last heard of in the media when he accused his former manager of raping him. Oh boy. Here’s what Tequila had to say about Raz B:

”Running my record label “TILA TEQUILA RECORDS” to which the first artist I signed is RAZ B from B2K. I also just opened up my own Management firm “LITTLE MISS TRENDSETTER MANAGEMENT LLC,” Tequila told GlobalGrind over the weekend. “I wanted to make SURE, that when I have a baby, that It would be a time where I wouldn’t have to work so much or worry about income and raise my children. Yes, it will be hard to be a single mother raising all of these kids by myself, but it’s so worth it.”

Please be lying about the pregnancy and 50 billion other children she wants. Please, please, please.